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I endorse Obama
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RE: I endorse Obama
(September 11, 2012 at 11:15 am)festive1 Wrote: Wow... Award for the stupidest post of the day, here you go...
Hey, tell me it's not true. If we True Christians ™ really believe in the second coming of Jesus, we should do all we can to bring it about. So what's so bad about the anti-Christ's reign then? A few years of Hell-on-Earth should be a small price to pay for eternal bliss.

You see, I'm only different from the phony Christians because I take all these beliefs to their logical conclusion.

I also can't understand the hatred of Jewish people. Sure, they killed Jesus but wasn't that a good thing? Because they're Christ-killers, He sacrificed Himself to Himself. And since bleeding on a cross was the only way our Lord could convince Himself to forgive us all, well, the Jewish Christ-killers played an important role in my salvation.

So I say to Mel Gibson, don't hate the dirty, rotten Christ-killers. Go out and hug them and thank them for killing Jesus so we can all go to Heaven. Well, not them, of course but that's the price you pay for picking the wrong religion.

Quote:Ahhh... I see (had to google, but I got there in the end). Very amusing indeed, carry on!

[out of character]
Most atheists when they read my posts for the first time have that WTF reaction. No matter how over-the-top I try to be, nobody seems to be sure for the first read. I can only take that as a testament to just how nutty this religion really is.
[/out of character]
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church

™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. 

And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:  Wink
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Messages In This Thread
I endorse Obama - by YahwehIsTheWay - September 11, 2012 at 10:48 am
I endorse Obama - by festive1 - September 11, 2012 at 11:15 am
RE: I endorse Obama - by frankiej - September 11, 2012 at 11:16 am
RE: I endorse Obama - by 5thHorseman - September 11, 2012 at 11:19 am
RE: I endorse Obama - by YahwehIsTheWay - September 11, 2012 at 11:39 am
I endorse Obama - by festive1 - September 11, 2012 at 11:30 am
I endorse Obama - by festive1 - September 11, 2012 at 12:06 pm
RE: I endorse Obama - by JohnDG - September 11, 2012 at 3:27 pm
RE: I endorse Obama - by Polaris - September 11, 2012 at 8:42 pm

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