Then the husband marries the lover after which the wife and the lover must die. Unless the lover is a woman, in which case the husband has to die as well. Biblical morality is fun!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'