Mmmnnnn... even had I a vagina, you couldn't make me stop taking it up the ass. Really not concerned about the poop factor, but still: always shit beforehand (for both you and your lover's enjoyment and your safety). Mind the potential to damage the colon, don't go too deep, possibly use lubricant or a condom simply for ease factor, and have fun.
Unless the person you're banging has some horrible disease (STI of your choice, or the common flu) or gastric problems, there shouldn't be any problem with it that pansies don't stick firmly in their silly skulls.
Unless the person you're banging has some horrible disease (STI of your choice, or the common flu) or gastric problems, there shouldn't be any problem with it that pansies don't stick firmly in their silly skulls.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
