RE: 50 Simple Proofs, God is Imaginary
September 29, 2009 at 3:28 am
(This post was last modified: September 29, 2009 at 3:30 am by Violet.)
Heck, Santa hits EVERY house... and all in the space of one night! And Santa is a jolly old elf too, who would never hurt anyone but Grandma (Well, this was more the reindeer's fault than anything)... I'd be happy to believe in the jolly fat man who brings me candy at Christmas, which is celebrated because such a good fellow named Santa was born on that day 
This 'God' person though... I've heard of him, but I've never seen his work. The Easter Bunny, Santa Clause, and Hollow's Eve Spirits all give me gifts (usually candy) one day each year... and I have seen them in public numerous times (Hugging people, listening to kid's wishes, walking door-to-door)...
But I've yet to receive a lollipop from this sucker... and I've yet to see him! It's enough to make one think he doesn't exist!
hmpf, he'd better show up soon, or my invisible fairy friends will stop giving him baskets of delicious invisible cookies!

This 'God' person though... I've heard of him, but I've never seen his work. The Easter Bunny, Santa Clause, and Hollow's Eve Spirits all give me gifts (usually candy) one day each year... and I have seen them in public numerous times (Hugging people, listening to kid's wishes, walking door-to-door)...
But I've yet to receive a lollipop from this sucker... and I've yet to see him! It's enough to make one think he doesn't exist!

Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day