All God's that have ever existed are a load of fucking non-existent cunts, that won't show themselves. I'm not fucking surprised that they don't - they can't if they don't exist!!
Haha "God's" what a crap idea to dream up that was. Fuck whoever thought of it must have been very drunk at a very heavy booze-up party. God is a complete total and utter fucking cunty bastard from hell, yep, especially if we're talking Yahweh... - From Hell!! Because Yahweh is far more an evil bastard fucker than Satan is, and since Hell is supposed to be the worst place ever, Yahweh must be from hell!! Heck, maybe Yahweh IS Satan. Maybe Satan of the Bible is Yahweh when he's in a good mood! Cos holy fuck, Yahweh is a fucking evil, evil, evil EVIL bastard fucking cunt-faced shit-head if anything is!!! If anything is...It's Yahweh.
But fuck-me, even a DEIST God, is fucking retarded. I dunno whether blaspheming them counts - but FUCKING hell, by Christ the fucking shit - HOW RETARDED, is the idea of a God being so super-fucking powerful and creating the universe, and then being a total fucking 100% lazy fucker after that? If he's got that power, he should fucking use it!!! Why create stuff and then do fuck all afterwards?!
But obviously, as well as just being much more improbable, theist God's are way more fucktarded. I mean why the fuck get so fucking specific?!?!?! Each God is a slight variation of the same bullshit!! I mean it's as retarded as the fact that each Religion seems to think it requires a different fucking hat!!! WHY?!?! Lmfao.
"God", all gods, all their prophets, and religion in general....
...Is: A load of fucking pile of cunty bollock shite that is a load of utter fucking crap, a total and utter waste of fucking time to spent your life on, a total complete and utter monumental mass of garganuan smegma...in a bag. What a load of shite. The fucking insane idiocy of fucking idiotic insanity that is Religion...eh?
Phew, thank fuck it's blasphemy day. Cos that might have been a bit excessive (not for me, but maybe for some people
haha).
EDIT: Just pointing out that what I said above, is just me blaspheming or a laugh. I am deliberately making a strawman and am more or less just stereotyping myself as I blaspheme away. I am not trying to provide logical arguments.
Just pointed that out because it seems on another thread, that fr0d0 didn't seem to realize that, and I thought I'd edit this post and make it clear...just in case others don't get it. I don't know if it qualifies as Satire? I have trouble defining satire sometimes lol.
EvF
Haha "God's" what a crap idea to dream up that was. Fuck whoever thought of it must have been very drunk at a very heavy booze-up party. God is a complete total and utter fucking cunty bastard from hell, yep, especially if we're talking Yahweh... - From Hell!! Because Yahweh is far more an evil bastard fucker than Satan is, and since Hell is supposed to be the worst place ever, Yahweh must be from hell!! Heck, maybe Yahweh IS Satan. Maybe Satan of the Bible is Yahweh when he's in a good mood! Cos holy fuck, Yahweh is a fucking evil, evil, evil EVIL bastard fucking cunt-faced shit-head if anything is!!! If anything is...It's Yahweh.
But fuck-me, even a DEIST God, is fucking retarded. I dunno whether blaspheming them counts - but FUCKING hell, by Christ the fucking shit - HOW RETARDED, is the idea of a God being so super-fucking powerful and creating the universe, and then being a total fucking 100% lazy fucker after that? If he's got that power, he should fucking use it!!! Why create stuff and then do fuck all afterwards?!
But obviously, as well as just being much more improbable, theist God's are way more fucktarded. I mean why the fuck get so fucking specific?!?!?! Each God is a slight variation of the same bullshit!! I mean it's as retarded as the fact that each Religion seems to think it requires a different fucking hat!!! WHY?!?! Lmfao.
"God", all gods, all their prophets, and religion in general....
...Is: A load of fucking pile of cunty bollock shite that is a load of utter fucking crap, a total and utter waste of fucking time to spent your life on, a total complete and utter monumental mass of garganuan smegma...in a bag. What a load of shite. The fucking insane idiocy of fucking idiotic insanity that is Religion...eh?
Phew, thank fuck it's blasphemy day. Cos that might have been a bit excessive (not for me, but maybe for some people
haha).EDIT: Just pointing out that what I said above, is just me blaspheming or a laugh. I am deliberately making a strawman and am more or less just stereotyping myself as I blaspheme away. I am not trying to provide logical arguments.
Just pointed that out because it seems on another thread, that fr0d0 didn't seem to realize that, and I thought I'd edit this post and make it clear...just in case others don't get it. I don't know if it qualifies as Satire? I have trouble defining satire sometimes lol.
EvF
