Tis the Season of Bull Shit

[Cinjin]

Shell B Wrote:
I love the lights. Those tiny little "christmas lights" can be bought and displayed year round.
I love the snow. Snows all winter long in Michigan.
I love the happy kids. McDonalds is full of them every day. So is Chuck e Cheese.
I love warm socks and fires. Available all winter long.
I love hot chocolate. Available 24/7 365 days a year.
I love Frosty and Rudolph. Snowman and a reindeer. All you need is snow or a zoo.
I think Christmas trees are boss. Some are. Some are definitely not.
I like silver and gold, blue and silver, Dr. Seuss and every other Christmas color scheme. Dr Seuss and color schemes can be read and viewed all year long.
I like shitty needlework throw pillows and hand towels that are pretty, but don't work. Go to most any grandmother's house any time of the year.
I like Christmas flavored everything except mint. Fruit cake is disgusting, and nearly every other desert/dish is available year round.
I love stockings. I like socks too.
I even like mangers. With phoney deities in them?
I love ice sculptures, watching people ice skate Again, something you can do most any time of the winter. (Kind of a theme here now.)
and I love, love, love "It's a Wonderful Life." Ok, that is one redeeming feature. Jimmy Stewart is awesome and Donna Reed is hot as fuck.
The music sucks and so does the consumerism, but I love everything else. I even love Scrooges. I'm so glad you love me and Min. I love you too Shell B