(November 27, 2012 at 3:00 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: I also happen to be doing an assignment for school. If any of you who ARE Christian could answer this, that would be just awesome. Good luck!A whole universe coming from nothing
1. What do you believe about make-believe?
(November 27, 2012 at 3:00 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: 2. What do you believe about "nothing"?Some scientist say something can come from nothing ...
(November 27, 2012 at 3:00 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: 3. What do you believe about the gullibility of human beings?They believe in evolution, grandpa was an ape
(November 27, 2012 at 3:00 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: 4. If God doesn't believe in atheists, what does he think of agnostics?He has a seperate line for them at the pearly gates and if they fail the questionnaire ... hell
(November 27, 2012 at 3:00 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: 5. What do you believe about life and suffering?God gave us life but because we ate an apple now we have to suffer. ( suddenly i wonder why my mom always wanted me to eat apples, maybe she was the pagan witch i always thought she was....
)(November 27, 2012 at 3:00 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: 6. How do we get knowledge?By reading the holy scriptures every day and believe everything that is in them
(November 27, 2012 at 3:00 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: 7. Why is God's beard grey?God hates black('s) everybody knows that duh ...
(November 27, 2012 at 3:00 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: 8. How do you determine right and left?By listening to people who know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71vnMmeOxRM
(November 27, 2012 at 3:00 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: 9. What is the meaning of life for God?To train us so he can fill heaven with happy obedient souls.
(November 27, 2012 at 3:00 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: 10. If woman was created from a rib, why do we need condoms "ribbed for her pleasure"?God doesn't approve of condoms you pervert.
(November 27, 2012 at 3:00 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: 11. If you have a specific denomination you belong to, please explain how it's anymore truthful than all the many other denominations.Because god told me i was right.
(November 27, 2012 at 3:00 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: 12. Which is more closely related to the trinity?Obviously you don't know the scriptures .. the trinity is : the holy father santa claus, the holy spirit that lives in the xmas tree, and ... jezus damn... what was that third one again...
- a. Multiple personality disorder.
- b. Polyamory
- c. Polytheism.
- d. The three stooges
(November 27, 2012 at 3:00 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: 13. If God is all-good and all-knowing, how can he ever play a game fairly?God is eternal, he has an eternity to get away with cheating ..
"Jesus is like an unpaid babysitter "
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