Why did God do Satan’s bidding?

[Kirbmarc]

It wasn't Job's father and a friend, it was God and Satan

The main difference being?

Pretty much, although the Biblical analogy is usually clay in a potter's hands.

So if I invented an artificial intelligence I would be free to do to him whatever I want.

That's your shortcoming. I can understand why you don't worship him.

If failing to worship a psychopath who plays with the lives of innocent people to win a bet is a shortcoming, I'm proud of this shortcoming. I'd be interested in your reading your assumptions of my reasons for not worshipping this repulsive jerk, but I'm sure that you would just say that I'm either too dumb to understand your point (and this, my friend, is blatantly untrue: what you are saying amounts to "might makes right", it's not that difficult to understand even for my limited intellect) or that I'm inherently evil (because I don't kiss the ass of a genocide dictactor who torments an innocent for kicks).