Why did God do Satan’s bidding?

[John V]

Textbook appeal to hypocrisy.

Incorrect. Once you make a claim of consistency, inconsistency is a legitimate issue, as noted repeatedly.

The right of kings, or more aptly tyrants, to rule isn't something recognized by myself - or the country I live in.

That you listed kings in your reply indicates that you would recognize a king's authority to grant or withhold rights.

Staggering amount of ignorance in this particular post. We actually -have- determined that animals have rights, those rights are all justified by the sentience of the animals in questions, and specifically designed to address them.

Ants are sentient, but I can kill them. People are sentient, but God can kill them.

I saw ignorance above. All rights begin with and originate from sentience, but clearly we don't feel that all sentient things have any given right (felons in this country, for example, lose their "right to keep and bear arms").

God views us as criminals, and so can limit our rights.