(December 14, 2012 at 6:17 am)Dee Dee Ramone Wrote: I used to work with a woman that asked me every day to read the horoscope as published in a newspaper.
I didn't want to insult her and it was amusing at first, so I never objected.
One day, I was having a bad mood, I told her camly...
'you will pass away this week'
She freaked out and started crying and never dared to ask me again. Yes, I know I am an asshole.
Hahahahaha. Wouldn't that be the greatest thing if that's what the horoscope actually said. Now it's my lifetime ambition to write horoscopes, do it seriously for a year and then slip that into a newspaper.