Gun Control: Say What you Mean.

[A Theist]

...yeah, me too....I'm not a hater....I'm as nice a guy as they come...cool and calm........but I still wouldn't hesitate to unload a jackhammer full of ass-whoop on someone if I had to,....especially on those uppity pompousass europeans who think they're going to swim across the Atlantic to start a tussle over here!...We already whooped those british asses twice over here and bailed them out of two World Wars....Seems they want another ass-whoopin'!...

Fair enough, on the first couple of points anyway, but consider this: in the admittedly very unlikely scenario you describe, you will be confronted by a group of individuals who clearly have no qualms about taking on an armed man even after swimming a distance of no less than three thousand miles. Bombastic compensatory euphemisms ("unload a jackhammer full of ass-whoop") aside, do you really think they're going to let a little detail like bullets get in the way?

Bullets? Who said anything about using bullets? I don't need bullets to unload a fistful of whoop-ass on a bunch of half drowned european sissies!....