How about the Ignorant Apologist, the one who never got past high school nor opened the Bible? Or the Literal Apologist, the one who refuses to use words that weren't even written in the Bible and would love to speak ancient Greek, if anyone else could understand him?
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura