(January 26, 2013 at 6:13 pm)naimless Wrote: Just need to find someone to own as a slave. Could perform BDSM, have a baby, eat it, then blow it up.
ALAS, MEANING!
It's not actually very hard to find someone and make them your slave... the rest is mostly just time-based.

Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day