cat fear!

[Something completely different]

I think I already mentioned a weird dream I had here once.
In it I was sitting in my kitchen and my cat was sitting on the table.

Me: "Hello cat"

cat: "Hey"

-short pause-

Me: "You can talk?"

cat: "Of course I can!"

Me: "Would you eat me if I was smaller or you were bigger."

cat: "Of course I would."