(February 10, 2013 at 10:48 pm)Gilgamesh Wrote: I'll do ya a favour. instead of addressing any of that horse shit, i'll do what you actually want me and everyone else to do; assess your shemale sham:
Could you do me a favor, and speak English? It's kind of hard to keep up with the kids these days, and I'm a little slow, youngster. I'd have posted shit from the Godfather, but boi: you ain't old 'nough to have seen dat shit yet. And if you seen it: I'mma smack yo momma.
Next thing ya know, you'll be telling me that Justin Beiber is a rock star... and maybe I'm just letting my age show through here, son... but we had real music back in the day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUqfxFttM
Quote:you've got the curves and an impressive bust sadly the arousal factor by those two things combined are somewhat dampened by your masculine face. For starters you nose is way too big and looks like you just ran face first into a brick wall, hopefully it's just the camera angle otherwise you bear a striking resemblance to a proboscis monkey. The abberation is further highlighted by your protruding cheek bones and forehead wrinkles which lead one to assume they're dealing with a former winner of the Thai Ladyboy Pageant. And lastly your hair is way too curved, the sight of which made me spasm violently as I tried to avoid spraying bile all over my keyboard. I don't think anyone can fap to this. Certainly not anyone I know. Certainly not me. Thats just me though man. You keep hustlin cuz.
Someone's never met an asian tranny.
Even the men in asia look like women, transwomen there have quite the advantage indeed 
You don't need to be so defensive, Rod.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYcQBSkbbEA
Believe me... we understand
And the winners of the 'Thai ladyboy' pageants are sexy on a level that most cisgendered women just can't seem to manage. I'd blame the testosterone they use to give them a sex drive 
Good to know: Gilgamesh hates on jewish ladies. Dat curly curved hair. We *really* do understand, Gilga... they just aren't manly enough for your taste. They gotta be like Zyzz, and don't cut him short on them whacked up neck trianlges. Bonus points if they've a history of heart disease
Quote:btw @ OP, you not bad. better than violate. solid 2/10 may actually consider fapping after assessing purple bish.
Girls are pretty icky, ain't they? Did one of them give you cooties?
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
