Ask a transsexual anything

[Violet]

Wow that was uncalled for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsqJFIJ5lLs

seriously bro, I'm just gonna come out and say what everyone is thinking...you are a douche.

Au contraire, mademoiselle. I am a human

An ugly ass, pop-collared douche. Seriously how did such a lazy, mutated sperm find a way to fuse with your mothers ovum? Please enlighten us, I'm sure it would solve many unanswered questions.

It would solve the question of where we can find 'advanced' sapient life in space? hock: My goodness, I must enlighten the darkness of your stupidity *immediately*! But then I have to wonder... do I really want your race getting to space before it can spell 'poop-colored' or how figure out douche is created (hint, it's not really a reproductive process).

Perhaps when you become more learned, I might deign to teach a lesser being

From the looks of things I'm guessing your conception was the result of a night spent on the couch sinking vodka while mastubating with a crack-whore's second hand vibrator that still had a bit of residue on it.

Everything looks a little bit funny when your glasses don't match your prescription, especially through tinted lenses. Might want to see someone about that. If you're going to insult someone's birth, it might be better to avoid giving them the compliments of 'vodka' and 'masturbation with a vibrator'. Were only we all be so lucky to have such fantastic mothers... we know you weren't. It's okay, we still love you. Infact, here's your song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTa8U0Wa0q8

Cause let's be honest here, your face resembles the kind of thing I'd expect bulimic chicks to look at when they want to throw up. So do yourself a favor and start wearing a balaclava to cover up that pig-faced bowling ball you call a head or maybe even bury your cranium in the sand for a few years and just sit there, as I'm sure the rest of society would appreciate it. Phaggot.

I keep girls from getting fat... what have you accomplished in your whiney little life? Other than giving tremendous pleasure to elephantine men, of course

Ehh, I might consider it, but then I'd look too much like your family... gotta be original, y'know?

Yes... I'm rather certain that society would appreciate having my ass in the air for a few years. Nothing wrong with accessibility, yo.

Have you considered learning to spell? It'll take you places you haven't been before. Wonderful places, maybe someone might care to give you pleasure for once... being used sucks man, believe me: I know. We've got your back

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Violet, why are you holding back? Take this twerp out!

Oh, you know. Forum rules, something about not posting pornography, incidents with your UN... the usual.