My Crazy Grandmother

[Gilgamesh]

Not really. Her method of suicide is just really inefficient. She swallows pills. Then she calls everyone she knows and says she swallowed pills. Then somebody calls an ambulance and she goes to the hospital and has her stomach pumped. I don't think she can resist calling everybody because it's so dramatic.

She's not trying to kill herself hard enough, then. If she wanted to die, she wouldn't notify anybody - or she'd be taking the right kind of pills; the kind that are gonna' leave her dead no matter when the ambulance gets there.