If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?

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If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?

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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?

March 31, 2013 at 7:47 am (This post was last modified: March 31, 2013 at 7:49 am by paulpablo.)

I'd worship the norse Gods like a viking, and strike fear death and destruction to all those who opposed me. The men of the villages would all fall by my sword and the women of the villages would all be mine for the taking. Then when I died it would be constant feasting fighting and fucking in Valhalla

Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

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If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 30, 2013 at 3:49 pm

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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Kayenneh - March 30, 2013 at 4:09 pm

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