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God Loves Me, Too
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RE: God Loves Me, Too
(April 5, 2013 at 8:17 am)festive1 Wrote:
(April 4, 2013 at 6:45 pm)John V Wrote: This doesn't address the question. Yes, sex is awesome. Why can't it be awesome for two people who marry as virgins? Even if it's not awesome at first, why can't they learn? It's certainly fun to practice.

The female orgasm. The difficulty achieving female orgasm on the first attempts at sex. Or that a lot of women can't reach orgasm during penetrative sex and need clitoral stimulation. These pristine virgins are unlikely to have explored their own bodies. Women who don't masturbate have a more difficult time achieving orgasm during sex. If you don't know your own body how can you direct a partner to give you pleasure? Lots of, "No not there... A little more to the left... No a little slower... No a little more pressure..." And if she's never had an orgasm before, that is difficult to direct.

So much for the 72 virgins. Is this Allah's ultimate insult to islam?
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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God Loves Me, Too - by My imaginary friend is GOD - April 4, 2013 at 11:33 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 11:42 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 11:49 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 12:07 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Silver - April 4, 2013 at 2:48 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by frankiej - April 4, 2013 at 11:52 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by MysticKnight - April 4, 2013 at 12:00 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by My imaginary friend is GOD - April 4, 2013 at 12:09 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 12:38 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Mister Agenda - April 5, 2013 at 2:34 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 5, 2013 at 5:07 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 12:47 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 1:16 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 2:01 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 2:52 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 3:01 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 3:43 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 3:53 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 12:51 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Godschild - April 4, 2013 at 12:53 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 1:19 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 4, 2013 at 12:55 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 12:56 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Godschild - April 4, 2013 at 7:24 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Cinjin - April 4, 2013 at 9:09 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 5, 2013 at 8:19 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 4, 2013 at 1:01 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 1:09 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 1:17 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 1:25 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 4, 2013 at 1:19 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 1:55 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 2:09 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 1:58 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 1:58 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 2:03 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 2:13 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 4, 2013 at 2:14 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 2:46 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 2:55 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 4, 2013 at 2:51 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 4, 2013 at 3:02 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 3:34 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 4, 2013 at 3:41 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 3:57 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 4, 2013 at 5:09 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 5:37 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 3:25 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 3:36 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 3:38 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 3:55 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 5:18 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 6:01 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 6:17 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by My imaginary friend is GOD - April 4, 2013 at 6:22 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 4, 2013 at 6:57 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Mister Agenda - April 5, 2013 at 3:03 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Tonus - April 4, 2013 at 3:58 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 5:11 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 5:25 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 5:26 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 4, 2013 at 5:58 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 6:00 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 6:03 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 4, 2013 at 6:12 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 6:45 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Silver - April 4, 2013 at 6:49 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 4, 2013 at 7:05 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Silver - April 4, 2013 at 7:13 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 5, 2013 at 7:51 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 5, 2013 at 8:17 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 5, 2013 at 8:24 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by KichigaiNeko - April 5, 2013 at 8:47 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 6:14 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 6:20 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 6:23 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Cinjin - April 4, 2013 at 7:20 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 10:09 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Kayenneh - April 4, 2013 at 6:27 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 6:37 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 7:07 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Tonus - April 4, 2013 at 7:15 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 7:16 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 10:27 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 4, 2013 at 10:44 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 4, 2013 at 10:54 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Fruity - April 5, 2013 at 12:08 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 5, 2013 at 10:08 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 5, 2013 at 10:56 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by festive1 - April 5, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 6, 2013 at 8:55 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 5, 2013 at 11:02 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 5, 2013 at 11:08 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by The Grand Nudger - April 5, 2013 at 11:19 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Faith No More - April 5, 2013 at 2:45 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 5, 2013 at 1:05 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 7, 2013 at 7:14 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 8, 2013 at 7:57 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Psykhronic - April 8, 2013 at 8:14 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by thesummerqueen - April 8, 2013 at 8:19 am
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 8, 2013 at 1:14 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Neo-Scholastic - April 9, 2013 at 12:31 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 9, 2013 at 12:45 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by Psykhronic - April 8, 2013 at 1:15 pm
RE: God Loves Me, Too - by John V - April 8, 2013 at 2:07 pm

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