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Chad: I was a Complete Ass
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RE: Chad: I was a Complete Ass
Buddy you're being too hard on yourself here. The next time you feel the urge to tell someone they're going to hell, just double down on it.

You go to hell, you go to hell and you die!
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I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Chad: I was a Complete Ass - by Neo-Scholastic - April 5, 2013 at 9:31 am
RE: Chad: I was a Complete Ass - by Joel - April 5, 2013 at 9:34 am
RE: Chad: I was a Complete Ass - by Kayenneh - April 5, 2013 at 9:47 am
RE: Chad: I was a Complete Ass - by pocaracas - April 5, 2013 at 9:51 am
RE: Chad: I was a Complete Ass - by Mister Agenda - April 5, 2013 at 10:08 am
RE: Chad: I was a Complete Ass - by Creed of Heresy - April 5, 2013 at 10:32 am
RE: Chad: I was a Complete Ass - by Whateverist - April 5, 2013 at 10:38 am
RE: Chad: I was a Complete Ass - by Tonus - April 5, 2013 at 10:40 am
RE: Chad: I was a Complete Ass - by The Grand Nudger - April 5, 2013 at 11:00 am
RE: Chad: I was a Complete Ass - by LastPoet - April 5, 2013 at 12:34 pm
RE: Chad: I was a Complete Ass - by Godschild - April 5, 2013 at 3:09 pm
Re: Chad: I was a Complete Ass - by frz - April 10, 2013 at 6:30 pm
RE: Chad: I was a Complete Ass - by Cyberman - April 10, 2013 at 6:46 pm
RE: Chad: I was a Complete Ass - by Anomalocaris - April 10, 2013 at 7:10 pm
RE: Chad: I was a Complete Ass - by catfish - April 10, 2013 at 7:58 pm

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