How to tell a real freethinker

[CleanShavenJesus]

Despite the fact that everything we know about the universe around us points to the conclusion that space magic is impossible and that god has been remarkably silent since the invention of any kind of effective recording device, the burden of proof is on us?

It's on you for reasons given below. As for the silence of God, if the Christian God does exist, then he is a billion times smarter than you or I, and has no reason to talk to a race which ignored his commandments, killed his prophets, knocked off his son and who by the billions, prefer to worship men, like the Pope or Mao. I mean what rational God would bother? Would you stop compalining about him if he did speak to you? No. And he knows that. Which is why he mostly talks to praying grandmothers I assume.

Actually, the true Gods are the X-Men. They're real, but since everyone is worshipping the Christian God, what's the rationale in revealing themselves to ungrateful humans?

(this may seem like a pointless jab, but there's a point)