I'm siding with Futile here. The bible is such a badly-concocted, contradictory mishmash of mythology, aggrandised history and just plain raving that if anyone is indeed claiming to have "solved" it, then they're either the greatest mind that has ever lived or else yet another snake-oil salesman with an agenda. Place your bets now.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
