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Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: shit happens
November 25, 2008 at 11:02 pm (This post was last modified: November 25, 2008 at 11:07 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Lawofattraction/Thesecretism: 'If you think shit happens then it is so. If you think lovely clean shit then cleanliness will happen instead. But if you keep thinking "I don't want shit to happen I don't want shit to happen, shit doesn't happen, shit doesn't happen" then shit will happen then too. Because the universe doesn't hear the words don't' shit'. It doesn't know 'don't. It only knows do. It thinks you want it to make you shit (I don't know why don't ask me, only the magic genie knows. I have NO IDEA why the universe genie is so stupid that he hears don't as do, I have no idea why he's such a dumb prick. We have to have faith in this retarded universe of us 'Secret' believers).'
Well I did my best. Hard one to do and that pretty much stinks. Oh well, shit happens.
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shit happens - by josef rosenkranz - November 25, 2008 at 12:54 pm
RE: shit happens - by Jason Jarred - November 25, 2008 at 6:32 pm
RE: shit happens - by Tiberius - November 25, 2008 at 7:13 pm
RE: shit happens - by Edwardo Piet - November 25, 2008 at 11:02 pm
RE: shit happens - by Daystar - November 26, 2008 at 5:05 pm
RE: shit happens - by Jason Jarred - November 26, 2008 at 6:05 pm

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