(November 30, 2009 at 4:56 am)Saerules Wrote: Cash maggot: The only kind of maggot I would like to bathe in
They'd get under your skin and consume whatever they can find. That not only feels like an unpleasant scratching, itching and wriggling beneath the skin in a perpetual feeling of 'crawling' but probably will breed a bacterial infestation when your immune system kills the damn buggers and you got chunks of maggot in every private and public orifice. Leaving a cash trail is even worse - every time you sit down it sounds like a resting home ruffling all their newspapers collectively.
