(May 15, 2013 at 7:58 pm)Texas Sailor Wrote: Lol...more theories. I already told you. I have the only soul. So...I know you're lying. Remember? The man on the unicorn never lies, and he told me when I bought it from him. So...tell Descartes to suck one!
That's good, that's real good. But you have to dress it up in old english language so that it sounds more official.
Thou hath been warned, I, only haveth a soul, and thou deceiveth through thy teeth. Does thou not remember the man who rideth the unicorn, who speaketh only that which is true? It was he who declared it so whence I purchased the beast from him. Therefore, curse Descartes to commit oral sin.