(May 20, 2013 at 2:32 pm)cato123 Wrote: Try this one:
“The Bible’s too wordy. The 10 Commandments are a load of shit. You don’t need all these things. The Bible should be one sheet of paper, and on that sheet of paper it should say: ‘Try not to be a cunt.'" - Jim Jefferies
That would be nice, but a vast portion of the Bible is lists of people to be cunts to and reasons to feel like a hero for doing it. It would probably not catch on with the current fanbase.