RE: The Church of Our Lord ...
May 22, 2013 at 10:11 am
(This post was last modified: May 22, 2013 at 11:20 am by Cinjin.)
At the Church of Lazy Jesus ...
No service may ever begin before 2pm. Lazy Jesus needs his rest.
Members must bring their own alcohol. Lazy Jesus likes his water to taste more like wine.
Donations to victims of natural disasters must be minimal. Lazy Jesus doesn't like to help large amounts of people.
Of course, prayer is always better than donations. No cash, no work, no hassle, and Lazy Jesus always approves.
More tenets and dogma of our faith to come.
May you be one of the rare lucky ones to feel the vague love of our lord and savior, Lazy Jesus.
No service may ever begin before 2pm. Lazy Jesus needs his rest.
Members must bring their own alcohol. Lazy Jesus likes his water to taste more like wine.
Donations to victims of natural disasters must be minimal. Lazy Jesus doesn't like to help large amounts of people.
Of course, prayer is always better than donations. No cash, no work, no hassle, and Lazy Jesus always approves.
More tenets and dogma of our faith to come.
May you be one of the rare lucky ones to feel the vague love of our lord and savior, Lazy Jesus.
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