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Poll: The Church of Lazy Jesus
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The Church of Our Lord ...
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RE: The Church of Our Lord ...
May 23, 2013 at 8:46 pm (This post was last modified: May 23, 2013 at 8:46 pm by Cinjin.)
New Church edict:


Lazy Jesus clearly doesn't give a shit about starving people and clearly approves of churches with lavish extras.

All monies coming into the church will be spent completely on the Church building and property. Big screen TVs, full bar and church vehicles will be a priority. It's important that we get a big boat. Lazy jesus LOVED the water.
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The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 21, 2013 at 9:49 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Dragonetti - May 22, 2013 at 7:11 am
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 22, 2013 at 10:11 am
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Tonus - May 22, 2013 at 11:05 am
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 22, 2013 at 11:15 am
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Raven - May 22, 2013 at 1:01 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Violet - May 22, 2013 at 5:20 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by rexbeccarox - May 22, 2013 at 7:04 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 23, 2013 at 7:40 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by justin - May 23, 2013 at 8:23 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Jackalope - May 23, 2013 at 8:27 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 23, 2013 at 8:41 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Faith No More - May 24, 2013 at 8:54 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Tonus - May 24, 2013 at 9:02 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 23, 2013 at 8:46 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Jackalope - May 23, 2013 at 9:15 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 24, 2013 at 7:12 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cato - May 24, 2013 at 11:15 pm

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