I don't look evil enough to be me... where is the evil beard? The evil lobster mustache! THE EVIL PISTACHIOS!? 
Ahh, how I wish you'd have drawn by bust larger. That statue's head isn't big enough!

Ahh, how I wish you'd have drawn by bust larger. That statue's head isn't big enough!
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day