Christian argument

[Whateverist]

So, thanks to Jesus... now you can be saved even if you're a shithead!

I can't tell you how relevant this is for me to hear. But I need to ask, will I be at a table with only other shit heads or will I get a celebrity angel or two? Not much point in accepting the lord's invite just to be treated as a second class citizens, you know? I will expect at least as nice a table decoration as that of God's life long, faithful servants. In fact, I may expect them to serve me too if I agree to come.

[Joking! Don't let your head explode.]