(June 2, 2013 at 1:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Tell your god to get off his ass and demonstrate himself or STFU about your silly shit.
Careful, Min, you know when the Lord gets off His holy ass, it's to come down here to go on a killing spree. In reviewing His interventions, from firebombing cities to flooding the entire world to this-or-that latest plague, it's clear His aim isn't all that accurate. Of course, it isn't always so. He didgive a public speech to Judea but even this was to offer encouragement on their upcoming massacre (one of many such massacres in the OT as the ancient Hebrews carved a righteous bloody path to their promised land.
However, you make a good point that we haven't see the Big Guy in 2000 years. One can only assume that finally getting laid just mellowed Him out. I've posted before that it must have been tough on Him when the Hebrews went monotheistic and took away His wife, forcing Him to sublimate all his repressed sexuality into his bloodthirsty rampages.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
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™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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