(June 3, 2013 at 3:50 am)Minimalist Wrote: A priest and his bishop were out golfing.
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The heavens roared and the storm erupted, sending a lightning bolt down and straight into the priest, which struck him dead.
Then a booming voice arose from the sky and said, "God Fucking Dammit, I missed."
Not a true story! You know how I know? The Lord used a bolt of lightning from the sky to try to smite the sinner in the funny fish-hat and hit the wrong violator of altar boys.
Now if we read the entire Holey Babble, we see that Gawd never smote a single sinner with lightning. He always used plagues or opened the earth to swallow up the blasphemer or used columns of fire but not one single thunderbolt!
That's Zeus' schtick.
It just goes to show you that phony Christians (1) never read the Holey Babble and (2) have an idea of Gawd that resembles more Zeus than Yahweh.
And their "Satan" seems like a cross between Pan and Hades.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
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™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
