Kim Kardashian having a baby.

[Something completely different]

Come on, now you ruined it for me. I have no idea who she is or what she does (if anything), all I've seen is a picture, and that's sufficient for the male brain to decide whether reproduction would be desirable or not.

But of course the brain is the biggest erogenous zone and there's nothing sexier than a smart, witty woman, no argument here.