RE: proof of end times?
November 29, 2008 at 10:27 am
(This post was last modified: November 29, 2008 at 10:32 am by Edwardo Piet.)
Yes
Pslam. this won't happen in our life time. I don't think it will EVER happen. Basically the chance of Jesus returning is like the chance that gravity will stop working and 746 rainbow coloured martians commanded by Zeus and a half goblin half horse that loves to eat honey and drink pear cider will suddenly appear out of nowhere and start orbiting every planet in the universe including Earth of course. Of course I don't know how close these two probabilities are EXACTLY. But basically they're about as close to ZERO as you can get. Obviously.
And how will we ever know if it happens AFTER our life time anyway? You're in a no-lose situation if you simply play the "faith card" and ignore evidence. Or the absence of evidence.
If you just keep putting the date further and further away then hypothetically speaking, if the human race survived for a trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion years and people still believed in Jesus AND Jesus STILL hadn't come...should they push it back further still? You're in a "no-lose" situation there aren't you? Of course you're in a no-win situation too. Its a load of bullshit really. Jesus will come when not only pigs fly but donkeys play the harp Yahweh and Zeus fight to the death and 7 hydras fight the invisible pink unicorn while an intangible invisible mint and chocolate chip flavoured goblin that looks a bit like a cactus takes over the universe. Or maybe it won't even happen then! Those two possibilities very probably aren't connected, lol.
Pslam. this won't happen in our life time. I don't think it will EVER happen. Basically the chance of Jesus returning is like the chance that gravity will stop working and 746 rainbow coloured martians commanded by Zeus and a half goblin half horse that loves to eat honey and drink pear cider will suddenly appear out of nowhere and start orbiting every planet in the universe including Earth of course. Of course I don't know how close these two probabilities are EXACTLY. But basically they're about as close to ZERO as you can get. Obviously.
And how will we ever know if it happens AFTER our life time anyway? You're in a no-lose situation if you simply play the "faith card" and ignore evidence. Or the absence of evidence.
If you just keep putting the date further and further away then hypothetically speaking, if the human race survived for a trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion years and people still believed in Jesus AND Jesus STILL hadn't come...should they push it back further still? You're in a "no-lose" situation there aren't you? Of course you're in a no-win situation too. Its a load of bullshit really. Jesus will come when not only pigs fly but donkeys play the harp Yahweh and Zeus fight to the death and 7 hydras fight the invisible pink unicorn while an intangible invisible mint and chocolate chip flavoured goblin that looks a bit like a cactus takes over the universe. Or maybe it won't even happen then! Those two possibilities very probably aren't connected, lol.
