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Funniest Bible verse ever!

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Funniest Bible verse ever!
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RE: Funniest Bible verse ever!
June 13, 2013 at 12:48 am
Here is my favorite Big Grin

Truth or dare test for every Christian:

Quote:Mark 16:15-18

He said to them, “Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation. Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned. And these signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in new tongues; they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all; they will place their hands on sick people, and they will get well.”

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Funniest Bible verse ever!

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RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by FifthElement - June 13, 2013 at 12:48 am
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by Doubting Thomas - June 13, 2013 at 11:38 am
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by Minimalist - June 13, 2013 at 1:28 am
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by Cato - June 13, 2013 at 4:42 am
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by littleendian - June 13, 2013 at 5:41 am
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by downbeatplumb - June 13, 2013 at 1:15 pm
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by Doubting Thomas - June 13, 2013 at 6:18 pm
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by NoraBrimstone - June 13, 2013 at 4:45 pm

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