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Funniest Bible verse ever!
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RE: Funniest Bible verse ever!
(June 13, 2013 at 12:48 am)FifthElement Wrote: Here is my favorite Big Grin

Truth or dare test for every Christian:

Quote:; they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all

What most people probably don't know that in those snake handling churches they milk the poison out of the snakes before allowing people to handle them. Or at least, most of the time they do. Sometimes people get bit and get sick.

BTW, I'm an atheist and I pick up snakes with my hands. Of course I'm smart enough to not pick up the poisonous ones.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by FifthElement - June 13, 2013 at 12:48 am
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by Doubting Thomas - June 13, 2013 at 11:38 am
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by Minimalist - June 13, 2013 at 1:28 am
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by Cato - June 13, 2013 at 4:42 am
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by littleendian - June 13, 2013 at 5:41 am
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by downbeatplumb - June 13, 2013 at 1:15 pm
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by Doubting Thomas - June 13, 2013 at 6:18 pm
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by NoraBrimstone - June 13, 2013 at 4:45 pm

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