Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: August 13, 2025, 8:47 am
Atheist Forums › Discussion › Humor v
Funniest Bible verse ever!

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
Funniest Bible verse ever!
downbeatplumb Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Religious Views: What is a God anyway?
Posts: 13901
Threads: 263
Joined: January 11, 2009
Reputation: 82
#7
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever!
June 13, 2013 at 1:15 pm
Genesis 32:22-32

Quote:So Jacob was left alone, and a man wrestled with him till daybreak. When the man saw that he could not overpower him, he touched the socket of Jacob’s hip so that his hip was wrenched as he wrestled with the man. Then the man said, “Let me go, for it is daybreak"

Gayest paragraph ever.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Discussion › Humor v
Funniest Bible verse ever!

Messages In This Thread
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by FifthElement - June 13, 2013 at 12:48 am
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by Doubting Thomas - June 13, 2013 at 11:38 am
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by Minimalist - June 13, 2013 at 1:28 am
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by Cato - June 13, 2013 at 4:42 am
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by littleendian - June 13, 2013 at 5:41 am
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by downbeatplumb - June 13, 2013 at 1:15 pm
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by Doubting Thomas - June 13, 2013 at 6:18 pm
RE: Funniest Bible verse ever! - by NoraBrimstone - June 13, 2013 at 4:45 pm

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Pastafarianism owns atheism with a single verse AkiraTheViking 14 3110 July 14, 2023 at 8:51 pm
Last Post: AkiraTheViking
  Cyrilism destroys all religions with a single verse The Valkyrie 4 1348 July 14, 2023 at 6:53 pm
Last Post: A. Secular Human
  Paul Thomas Anderson destroys the weather with a single verse Rev. Rye 4 1182 July 13, 2023 at 1:08 am
Last Post: Rev. Rye
  Thelema Owns Islam With A Single Verse BrianSoddingBoru4 1 901 July 9, 2023 at 9:17 am
Last Post: Disagreeable
  Funniest preacher I have seen purplepurpose 1 429 September 26, 2018 at 5:44 am
Last Post: chimp3
  Godstuff - The funniest TV series exposing Crazy preachers on tv Heat 6 2053 December 2, 2015 at 11:28 pm
Last Post: Reforged
  Funniest Game Show Answers Rayaan 2 1609 September 4, 2013 at 10:08 pm
Last Post: Faith No More
  Monty Python - The Funniest Joke In The World Gooders1002 0 1385 April 2, 2012 at 2:35 pm
Last Post: Gooders1002
  YGOTAS Funniest video Siegetank241 1 1407 April 30, 2011 at 10:20 pm
Last Post: binny
  Best Onion, in ever. In ever. Skipper 5 1971 March 3, 2011 at 9:26 am
Last Post: Jaysyn



Users browsing this thread: