RE: Funniest Bible verse ever!
June 13, 2013 at 4:45 pm
(This post was last modified: June 13, 2013 at 4:51 pm by NoraBrimstone.)
Nothing beats Ezekiel 23:20:
Actually, there's also Luke 19:29-36, where Jesus is revealed to be a thief.
Ezekiel 23:20 Wrote:There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Actually, there's also Luke 19:29-36, where Jesus is revealed to be a thief.
Luke 19:29-36 Wrote:As he approached Bethphage and Bethany at the hill called the Mount of Olives, he sent two of his disciples, saying to them, “Go to the village ahead of you, and as you enter it, you will find a colt tied there, which no one has ever ridden. Untie it and bring it here. If anyone asks you, ‘Why are you untying it?’ say, ‘The Lord needs it.’”
Those who were sent ahead went and found it just as he had told them. As they were untying the colt, its owners asked them, “Why are you untying the colt?”
They replied, “The Lord needs it.”
They brought it to Jesus, threw their cloaks on the colt and put Jesus on it. As he went along, people spread their cloaks on the road.
