(June 18, 2013 at 4:01 pm)Tonus Wrote: I think that if Satan was given the world to run for a short time, he'd make it the absolute party capital of the universe. The taps would never run dry and the jokes would always be funny. You could hang out in the pool all day and your finger tips would not get all wrinkled. Chocolate and peanut butter candies would automatically drop your body fat to 8%. Sex would increase your alertness and energy levels.
Not to mention the music would kick ass.
(June 18, 2013 at 4:01 pm)Tonus Wrote: He'd make it paradise on Earth, so that when Jesus came riding on down with his holy armies he'd stop and say "you know, that looks pretty damned good" and he'd be instantly teleported to the DJ booth and we'd put the apocalypse on hold for the rest of eternity.
Have you heard the shit that's meant for Jesus? He would hop on that turntable and be all like, "Check this out guys," and then when Creed starts blasting through the speakers, everyone would start looking for some two-by-fours and large nails.
