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You just can't make this shit up....
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RE: You just can't make this shit up....
(June 20, 2013 at 2:57 pm)Zarith Wrote: At least their shit makes marginally more sense than the current crop of religions. Much harder to pin absurdity on a polytheist.

It really isn't.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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You just can't make this shit up.... - by max-greece - June 20, 2013 at 1:25 pm
RE: You just can't make this shit up.... - by Savannahw - June 20, 2013 at 1:45 pm
RE: You just can't make this shit up.... - by paulpablo - June 20, 2013 at 1:51 pm
RE: You just can't make this shit up.... - by Kayenneh - June 20, 2013 at 1:51 pm
RE: You just can't make this shit up.... - by Savannahw - June 20, 2013 at 2:07 pm
RE: You just can't make this shit up.... - by paulpablo - June 20, 2013 at 3:26 pm
RE: You just can't make this shit up.... - by Savannahw - June 20, 2013 at 2:12 pm
RE: You just can't make this shit up.... - by Savannahw - June 20, 2013 at 2:19 pm
RE: You just can't make this shit up.... - by Zarith - June 20, 2013 at 2:57 pm
RE: You just can't make this shit up.... - by paulpablo - June 20, 2013 at 3:02 pm

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