Debating the existence of Jesus

[Rahul]

They are out there. Granted they spend more time waiting to be raptured so they can suck jesus' cock for eternity while they watch all their enemies writhe in the flames of hell. In that, they are a fairly despicable bunch. Much like catholics.

I know they're out there.

I just never came across one preaching about those kinds of things the entire time I was growing up. And we had multiple preachers over those years.

One time when I was a teenager my dad made a passing statement saying he didn't believe in evolution but my dad has an odd sense of humor. He's funny as crap when he wants to be but he doesn't talk all that much.

I took it from him as a jest.

Example of my dad's sense of humor. One day he told me this out of nowhere.

Dad: You know, I remember sitting in the backyard one time way back when eating dirt.

Me laughing: Eating dirt? Why were you eating dirt?

Dad deadpan: I was hungry.

Me still laughing: How old were you?

Dad: 18.