(June 28, 2013 at 6:52 pm)Drich Wrote: Because in the end God is the one who is judging you not Monty python.
But you have to admit that Jesus and this whole scheme of sacrifice and salvation has a Monty Python quality.
JESUS: "Did someone out there bear false witness."
PERSON: "Um, no... no... no... yes. A bit"
JESUS: "I did ask you not to bear false witness, didn't I?"
PERSON: "Sorry Lord."
JESUS: "Now I have to get on the cross and suffer."
*Jesus has some Romans nail him to a cross*
JESUS: "I won't lie to you. This is quite an ouchy. See what you're making me do?"
PERSON: "Sorry, Lord."
JESUS: "Oh dear, someone out there bore false witness again."
ANOTHER PERSON: "Sorry, Lord."
JESUS: "Raise me higher."
CROWD: (singing) "And did those feet, in ancient times..."
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
