(July 2, 2013 at 3:47 am)apophenia Wrote:
I find that violently lashing out at random tends to keep people's minds preoccupied with something other than the fate of my eternal soul.
Become a "problem teenager." Give them something else to worry about, to get their mind off converting you.
Go Goth. Get a piercing. Get a tattoo. Kick the neighbor's dog. Develop a drinking problem. Put powdered sugar on your nostrils when you come home. Burn a cross in someone's lawn.
But by all means, have fun while you're doing it. And stay safe!
All reasonable suggestions except, obviously, for the one involving the neighbor's dog. WTF you sick twisted bastard.
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