True story:
Just today my 74 year old mother-in-law says "had I known J (my wife's brother-in-law) was from Indiana I would have never let your sister marry him."
My wife and I both looked at her quizzically and asked what does Indiana have to do with anything?
Without missing a beat she replies
"Everyone I've ever met from Indiana turned out to be an asshole".
Just today my 74 year old mother-in-law says "had I known J (my wife's brother-in-law) was from Indiana I would have never let your sister marry him."
My wife and I both looked at her quizzically and asked what does Indiana have to do with anything?
Without missing a beat she replies
"Everyone I've ever met from Indiana turned out to be an asshole".
"Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.” ~ Ambrose Bierce
“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's." - Mark Twain in Eruption
“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's." - Mark Twain in Eruption