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Backlash against Gay Marriage in Indiana
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RE: Backlash against Gay Marriage in Indiana
I like to agree to disagree in so many things, and I am very accepting of diversity even when it comes to beliefs.

But, why do people care so much about what other people do with their lives? Why do they care about who people love and choose to live the rest of their lives with? If it's because of religion and they think God hates homosexuals, well, why can't they just allow people to condemn themselves? Turn it around and say in the future we prohibited heterosexual marriages. Why would we do that? Who cares what other people do with themselves? I just don't get it.

So, going along with the ridiculousness of not minding our own business, I have come up with equally ridiculous laws applying punishment to things I find displeasing, simply because I'm a bitch like that. Behold. Ahem (clears throat)

1. If a woman pees standing up, she must pay a fine of $500.
2. If you hate bacon, insult bacon, reject bacon, or are found wasting bacon (including bacon bits), you must complete 32 hours of community service and pay a fine of $666.
3. If you constantly publish pictures of your lunch on facebook, your account will be blocked for three months and you will have to pay a fine of $69.
4. If you marry a man, and you are a woman, or if you marry a woman, and you're a man, or if you are neither man or woman and you marry a man or a woman, or if you have genitals of both sexes and marry a man or a woman or a person who is neither a man or a woman, you will pay a 10% tax fee from your yearly earnings to the LGBTQ population for having greater rights. (worded confusingly on purpose)

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"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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Backlash against Gay Marriage in Indiana - by Raven - July 12, 2013 at 7:35 pm
RE: Backlash against Gay Marriage in Indiana - by Chas - July 13, 2013 at 12:27 pm
RE: Backlash against Gay Marriage in Indiana - by Raven - July 12, 2013 at 8:51 pm
RE: Backlash against Gay Marriage in Indiana - by Rahul - July 12, 2013 at 11:03 pm
RE: Backlash against Gay Marriage in Indiana - by Fruity - July 12, 2013 at 9:56 pm
RE: Backlash against Gay Marriage in Indiana - by Rahul - July 12, 2013 at 11:11 pm
RE: Backlash against Gay Marriage in Indiana - by Isun - July 13, 2013 at 10:22 am
RE: Backlash against Gay Marriage in Indiana - by Rahul - July 13, 2013 at 9:49 pm

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