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Did God fire an Angel or Did an Angel just quit?
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RE: Did God fire an Angel or Did an Angel just quit?
(July 16, 2013 at 12:20 pm)Texas Sailor Wrote: The craziest part of all, in the story, Satan is in God's presence!...And he's still not sold!

Not just that, other angels abandoned heaven as well, even though they must have been aware of Satan's defiance and the judgment that was threatened against him. The funny part being that many of them left because they found earth women to be attractive. You can imagine the conversation:

Angel1: Yo, me and some of the other guys are going down to Earth.
Angel2: You... you're leaving heaven???
Angel1: You call this heaven? Take a look, bro!
Angel2: Whoa, are those...
Angel1: Damn right. If this is heaven, how come THEY got all the pussy?
Angel2: Fuck yeah, we outta here. Hand me that 40, yo.
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RE: Did God fire an Angel or Did an Angel just quit? - by Tonus - July 16, 2013 at 1:17 pm

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