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Why I feel Stuck in Christianity
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RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity
(August 12, 2013 at 7:45 am)fr0d0 Wrote: It's always fun trying to read the opposite into something than it means.

Yep - you have to remember this as well MonkeyMan. When the bible said God destroyed everyone (and everything, including the cute puppies and kittens), it meant: "he gave them all a chocolate ice cream".

Just replace kill (and destroy) with chocolate ice cream and all the stories become much better. Smile

(It would not surprise me if Christians think this Smile)
Any spelling mistakes are due to my godlessness!
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Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by themonkeyman - August 11, 2013 at 7:33 pm
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by Silver - August 11, 2013 at 7:42 pm
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by Minimalist - August 11, 2013 at 8:11 pm
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by Raeven - August 11, 2013 at 8:31 pm
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by ThomM - August 11, 2013 at 8:46 pm
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by freedomfromforum - August 11, 2013 at 9:14 pm
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by Tonus - August 11, 2013 at 9:25 pm
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by Drich - August 11, 2013 at 10:37 pm
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by Minimalist - August 12, 2013 at 1:04 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by Drich - August 12, 2013 at 9:55 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by Edwardo Piet - August 12, 2013 at 5:35 pm
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by Drich - August 12, 2013 at 9:35 pm
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by Edwardo Piet - August 13, 2013 at 3:55 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by Faith No More - August 11, 2013 at 11:14 pm
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by fr0d0 - August 12, 2013 at 5:39 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by Godschild - August 12, 2013 at 2:28 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by ITChick - August 12, 2013 at 3:25 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by themonkeyman - August 12, 2013 at 6:57 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by ITChick - August 12, 2013 at 7:40 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by Faith No More - August 12, 2013 at 7:28 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by fr0d0 - August 12, 2013 at 7:45 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by ITChick - August 12, 2013 at 7:59 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by themonkeyman - August 12, 2013 at 8:53 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by ITChick - August 12, 2013 at 9:15 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by themonkeyman - August 12, 2013 at 10:02 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by fr0d0 - August 12, 2013 at 8:04 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by ITChick - August 12, 2013 at 8:08 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by fr0d0 - August 12, 2013 at 8:13 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by ITChick - August 12, 2013 at 8:16 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by CleanShavenJesus - August 12, 2013 at 10:40 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by fr0d0 - August 12, 2013 at 8:26 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by ITChick - August 12, 2013 at 8:35 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by fr0d0 - August 12, 2013 at 8:37 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by Chas - August 12, 2013 at 8:46 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by fr0d0 - August 12, 2013 at 8:49 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by Chas - August 12, 2013 at 8:58 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by fr0d0 - August 12, 2013 at 1:19 pm
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by themonkeyman - August 12, 2013 at 1:47 pm
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by fr0d0 - August 12, 2013 at 2:02 pm
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by ITChick - August 13, 2013 at 7:09 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by Captain Colostomy - August 12, 2013 at 10:24 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by fr0d0 - August 13, 2013 at 7:30 am
RE: Why I feel Stuck in Christianity - by ITChick - August 13, 2013 at 7:31 am

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