One question for Christians

[Bad Writer]

Well then, sir. Set yourself free with my new polka dotted dragon/unicorn religion. It's all the rage, and it's a more sound presupposition than god.

How many followers do you have?

So far the contradictory (yet real) dragon has only one adherent, but that follower realizes he doesn't need people to agree with him in order for his claims to be true.

SW, since this very real yet immaterial dragon is a naturally occurring paradox that he himself (herself) created, something that refutes it actually works in its favor, as the more false it is, the more true it becomes. How do I know? Because it told me so. The writings on the cave wall are my proof, but it may be some time before you see them...and I cannot guarantee three resurrections for three years straight either. Trust the unicorn though...er...cockatrice...er...I mean dragon.