Quote:Righteous jews once went to heaven, sometimes even in a whirlwind. But now, because they don't believe in jesus christ they are going to hell. Sounds like god changed, doesn't it?
'Jews don't have hell. We have acid redflux.' Howard Wolowitz, The Big Bang Theory
It also reminds me of the old joke about the missionary and the Eskimo. After hours of having the missionary explain the concept of heaven and hell, the Eskimo says, "Let me make sure I've got this right - if I don't believe in your Jesus, I'm going to go to hell where I'll be tormented for ever and ever, is that right?'
'Yes indeed,' smiles the missionary, feeling the conversion is almost complete.
The Eskimo scratches his head and said, 'But what about all the people who haven't ever heard of Jesus? Are they going to hell as well?'
'Oh, no' beams the missionary. 'God is merciful and people who don't know about Jesus will be forgiven their ignorance and will go to heaven.'
The Eskimo ponders this for a moment, grips his spear a bit tighter and says through gritted teeth, 'Then WHY did you tell me about him??'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
