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Are jews going to hell now?
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RE: Are jews going to hell now?
12000 of each of 12 tribes - 144,000 in total.

What I love is that these numbers come up all over the place. I had a chat years ago with some Jehovah's Witnesses who told me there were only 144,000 places in Heaven (not sure why - could be a parking problem).

Everyone else apparently gets 1,000 years of ecstasy (which is a lot of tablets - had anyone checked out the supply?)

Anyway - those JW's are going to be really pissed off to find out the Jews have been allocated all the seats. Oi Vey!
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Are jews going to hell now? - by Brakeman - September 8, 2013 at 2:32 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 8, 2013 at 3:10 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Captain Colostomy - September 8, 2013 at 4:12 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by tokutter - September 8, 2013 at 5:29 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Godschild - September 8, 2013 at 10:29 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Cato - September 10, 2013 at 11:25 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Minimalist - September 8, 2013 at 10:33 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Faith No More - September 8, 2013 at 10:33 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Minimalist - September 8, 2013 at 10:54 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Drich - September 8, 2013 at 11:56 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by max-greece - September 9, 2013 at 1:05 am
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Jackalope - September 9, 2013 at 1:10 am
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Godschild - September 9, 2013 at 6:05 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Brian37 - September 10, 2013 at 11:48 am
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Godschild - September 10, 2013 at 9:43 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Ryantology - September 10, 2013 at 11:19 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Drich - September 9, 2013 at 10:21 am
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by max-greece - September 9, 2013 at 10:45 am
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Drich - September 9, 2013 at 1:21 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Vicki Q - September 9, 2013 at 6:17 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Ryantology - September 9, 2013 at 10:06 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Drich - September 10, 2013 at 8:37 am
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Ryantology - September 9, 2013 at 1:17 am
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Brian37 - September 9, 2013 at 10:54 am
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Captain Colostomy - September 9, 2013 at 1:52 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by max-greece - September 9, 2013 at 2:46 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Drich - September 9, 2013 at 4:31 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by max-greece - September 10, 2013 at 1:03 am
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Brakeman - September 10, 2013 at 6:41 am
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Beta Ray Bill - September 9, 2013 at 7:00 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Godschild - September 9, 2013 at 9:53 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Beta Ray Bill - September 10, 2013 at 12:50 am
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Brian37 - September 12, 2013 at 7:42 am
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Minimalist - September 9, 2013 at 9:57 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Minimalist - September 9, 2013 at 10:40 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Minimalist - September 10, 2013 at 12:54 am
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Minimalist - September 10, 2013 at 11:42 am
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Dolphins are the best - October 19, 2013 at 12:03 pm
RE: Are jews going to hell now? - by Brakeman - October 19, 2013 at 12:10 pm

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